Funny Story: Powerful Tool

A man came to the Institute of science is where the researchers demonstrate their findings and get a patent for the invention. "I have found a tool to make people able to talk to another human being in a remote place."

"And I call it ... PHONE tool," he said. The audience was amazed. Shortly thereafter, two other brothers come again. "We have found the means to make a man could fly like a bird. And we call it ... AIRCRAFT tool."

Funny Story: Letter to Wife

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A man was on holiday to Bali. His wife was on a business trip to Jakarta and planning to join the next day. When they arrived at the hotel, he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

Unable to find the scrap of paper where he noted his wife's e-mail address, then he tried his best to send e-mail to his wife. Unfortunately, he forgot the letters and e-mails are bolted directly to the woman whose husband had just died the day before.

Funny Story: Fear Fined

A father that is very, very stingy invited her daughter to ride in a helicopter. Initially the father did not agree because they have to pay but because of affection with her she agreed.

Having arrived at the helicopter, the pilot says "Up Pay U $ 100, if you talk on it later fined N $ 500 but if you do not speak a word to my love of U $ 1,000."

Funny Story: Railway Asshole

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There was a young man in  London , happened to be watching a movie at the cinema in the region . One scene in the film is a sexy girl who is trying to take her clothes off , then followed by opening her undershirt .

And finally, it was the scene where the girl should be completely open as well . But before she was successful , there suddenly Railway passing and cover girl . After the train passed the girl was already fully dressed again .

Funny Story | The Greatness of Husband

Two housewives were talking about the greatness of their husband on the bed. "My husband could perform sex for 1 hour"

Funny Story: Picture Ass

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A woman teacher was teaching her students on the first day of school . Above the blackboard She tried to draw an apple , then she turned around she asks the disciples , " What is this Picture ? "

No doubt the students shouted in unison : " Ass ! " Hearing the answer , the teacher cried as she half ran to the principal to complain about the behavior of her students .

Funny Story:: Burglar in the House of The Lazy

There used to be a very lazy, he does not like to work, then the house is very poor.

One day, while this guy was half asleep on the bed suddenly entered a thief. The thief saw in the house no matter what, he finally decided to get out.

Funny Story | Letter to Dad:

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 There is an overseas student who is studying at a private university in German. He is known as a student who likes all manner of fun even though he just came from an ordinary family.

One day he sent a letter to his parents in the village to ask for additional money, because the money sent by his parents had been sold to dissipate. For fear of his father's anger, he tried to lie in his letter.

Funny Story | My wife was not at home

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One day a man who was known to be very quiet and not very talkative arrival of a sales girl who will promote beauty tools. The Sales it wanted to meet with the wife of the quiet man. The man also said that his wife was not at home.

"Oh, it's okay, sir," said the sales are, "Its OK  if I wait here?"