Cheating Wife
Tom came home early from work and heard a strange noise from his room. He ran upstairs and found his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What is it?" Tom asked. "I'm having a heart attack," cried his wife.
He ran down to call, just as he started to dial a number, 4-year-old son came in and said, "Papa! Papa! Uncle David hiding in a closet and he's not wearing clothes."
Tom slammed down the phone and ran upward through his wife screaming, and opened the closet door. And there it is, hiding his brother, naked and terrified in the corner cupboard. "It's callous," cried Tom. "My wife had a heart attack and you run away creeping naked little boy!"
Tom came home early from work and heard a strange noise from his room. He ran upstairs and found his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What is it?" Tom asked. "I'm having a heart attack," cried his wife.
He ran down to call, just as he started to dial a number, 4-year-old son came in and said, "Papa! Papa! Uncle David hiding in a closet and he's not wearing clothes."
Tom slammed down the phone and ran upward through his wife screaming, and opened the closet door. And there it is, hiding his brother, naked and terrified in the corner cupboard. "It's callous," cried Tom. "My wife had a heart attack and you run away creeping naked little boy!"