The Comedy | Funny Stories: 2014

Funny Story | A girl Without Underwaer

In the morning 2 high school students look again at the bus stop chatting while waiting for the bus. In front of them a beautiful girl using a mini-skirt and boots

Grandpa In Room Bridal Purse

The story Madhasim were attending a wedding party outside the city of granddaughter . A week earlier Madhasim already there . He was busy preparing for the party participated .

In the day had . guests who came so much unrelenting Madhasim looks busy receiving guests. Until about a new after Isha rather rare .

A pair of newlyweds experiencing health problems. Having carefully examined, the doctor concluded that because of the frequency of sexual intercourse that is too high for them.

Jackson just completed his wedding to Jennifer. But on the first night they did not immediately have sex, because tired after undergoing a party. At night, they just fill up the evening by eating meatballs in the room.

There was a young man named Michael coming to pharmacies want to buy a powerful drug that first night after married Renne feels more beautiful .

Michael at pharmacy pharmacy clerk offered by powerful drugs on the latest products .

" Now there is a new drug that is more stable , Do You want to try it ? " pharmacy attendant asked .

A pair of young couple sitting enjoying the night air under a shady tree in a park in the city center. Tonight is the first night of their

Anne: "Oh, Ronnie, you big biceps."

Marriage that really - really not balanced, an old man with a young girl young. On the first night of marriage that the man climbed onto the bed and whispered to her. "Honey, did your mother ever tell you what you have to do on the first night like this?"

A bride and groom , Tony and Anne , going through his first night . After the show was over , the bride and groom entered the room . In the room already stacked gifts from their peers . One by one the gift is opened , suddenly Anne laughing in delight . She found the gift contains a pair of shoes , he 'd love to try them on , the shoes turned out too small . Anne continue to force , but in vain Tony who can not bear to see , keep asking .

A tire repairman will get married, because it had never had sex so he asked his friend what he should do on the first night. According to her when there was a hole to enter . A week later marry the tire repairman with her hero.

The day before marriage, Jack play tennis. Without the return of his ball deliberately loud enough about Jack crotch.

A couple who had just married prepares to sleep together. The husband took off his shirt, his biceps and boast highlight, "Honey, it saves the power of each arm is equivalent to two hundred pounds of dynamite."

Henry recently married , but do not know how to relate to his wife on the first night . Then he had the initiative to ask his mother .

Henry : How the hell do I have sex ?
Mom : Easy , you and your wife sleep on a bed next to you

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorcyclist who was caught speeding on the main street of town. "But sir," said the biker guy, "I can explain why."

Andre the groom had been looked nervous while still sitting on the aisle side by side with the bride Irine. Irine bride Andre finally asked the groom.

A 80 -year -old man married a 30-year -old woman . They decide to sleep in separate rooms because the husband that disrupt sleep sleeping snoring and his wife .

The first night after the wedding , the wife getting ready to sleep when there was a knock on her door . It turns out that her husband had ' combat ready ' . And they relate like husband and wife . After completion of the husband back to her room .

A pair of newlyweds are preparing to enjoy their first night. The bride said, "Honey, I'm a virgin and do not know anything about sex. Would You explain it first before we do it?"

John frequently absent from school without a clear reason and news, one day at being scolded by his teacher.

Watch for the first time will go to Moscow was given a message by Ducov, a friend of his compatriot who has spent years living in Moscow. "Be careful in Moscow, the Moscow because many a lie, a fraud."

In a print media has been in the news there was a guy who just got married had died during the first night of her marriage.

It's tragic death of the groom, the following news:

In a school, a daughter of a famous movie star mother asked the teacher to write a story about a poor family. Here's a story he wrote:

This is a complex story in Parliament . A man walked into his neighbor's house and knocked on the door . When the hostess opened the door , the man asked , " Is Mrs. know how to make love ? " Of course the lady of the house and slammed the door .

Fire Wife
A man who worked at the fire department told her, "There, if for example one bell sounded, it means we must be in uniform. Bell Two rings means all must immediately go to the truck. Bell Three mean everything was on the truck and ready go to the fire place. , I wish we also use these systems in sex. "

Another Funny Story

Doctor Sex

In a new class of grade 1 primary school students. Recognize familiar As is common between teachers and Amelia.

At a hearing on Friday , the X and Z are caught for using drugs are awaiting the verdict of the judge . Since the first time they caught the judges gave a somewhat lighter sentence .

Funny Story | Cheating Wife

Cheating Wife

Meaning of Dreams

An employee who learned together that snapped an employee from work but need a shy, assigned offices out of town. On their way, came in one small town which is only available 1 rentals only.

I got a new secretary, Beautifull, sexy, it's known fresh graduated. As a new person, She is quite reliable, all tasks can be completed properly, without the need for instructions and guidance.

Funny Story | Excess Female

Excess a Female

One time a girl asked her mother.

It's been two days with his wife of Edwin anger . If it is anger like this , usually they are not mutually scolds , let alone talk to each other . Entering the fifth day of anger , Edwin remained reluctant to talk , let alone his wife remained unwilling to talk .

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Andrew are a few hours then go to the fields with his brother Ronny, suddenly went home shouting. "Mom .. Ronny swallows cockroach ..! Ronny swallows cockroach ..!"

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Edison feel confused when it comes to determining the life companion friend . The expectation would like to have the wife of a naive village girl . However, due to the growing world of information in remote villages , he feels it difficult to find a girl who aspired to it .

As a guideline, Edison concluded that innocent girl , is the girl who has never seen the vital organs of men . This will be proved by showing ' his ' to the girl . The girl's reaction would be the parameters of innocence .

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A Boss in a big company suddenly make unannounced visits to the manufacturer to see the performance of its employees . In the fourth plant , he found a young man who was leaning against the door , it seems he was relaxing .

All workers were there in that room was busy working , except himself . The boss immediately approached the boy and said , " How much salary a Month ? " With a little surprised , the young man looked at the boss and said , " Hmmmm about 3000 per month , why?"

The boss pulled out his wallet and took 6000 $ He handed it to the boy , " This is your salary for two months and quickly went from here . I do not want to see you again ! "

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One time an innocent girl named Michelle new home from school with a confused face. Then she talked to her mother.

Michelle: "Mom really, was in school male friends look my place to sit under the table, why ?"

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Forgotten Houses

Over the past few years Mr.David let his overgrown beard, mustache and bushy sideburns. On one day, all be shaved exhausted.

After coming back from the barbershop, he saw his son was playing in front of the house. He wants to know if his son is still in a state known his greasy like it. Because of this, he asked his son, where the house of Mr David.

Joke Illus from www.gawker.com

In a working visit to a mental hospital, Health Minister took time to talk with one of the patients in the asylum TSB.

Minister: "How is it like to live here sir?"

Patient: "Well, how ya ... It's hard to explain sir, you Should try it yourself."

Teachers roll student in school. Turns Delon doesn't come. Suddenly school principal who was a teacher calling the roll.

Principal: "It's no phone."

Teacher: 'Hello.'

A man came to the Institute of science is where the researchers demonstrate their findings and get a patent for the invention. "I have found a tool to make people able to talk to another human being in a remote place."

"And I call it ... PHONE tool," he said. The audience was amazed. Shortly thereafter, two other brothers come again. "We have found the means to make a man could fly like a bird. And we call it ... AIRCRAFT tool."

Joke Illust from www.nextiva.com

A man was on holiday to Bali. His wife was on a business trip to Jakarta and planning to join the next day. When they arrived at the hotel, he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

Unable to find the scrap of paper where he noted his wife's e-mail address, then he tried his best to send e-mail to his wife. Unfortunately, he forgot the letters and e-mails are bolted directly to the woman whose husband had just died the day before.

A father that is very, very stingy invited her daughter to ride in a helicopter. Initially the father did not agree because they have to pay but because of affection with her she agreed.

Having arrived at the helicopter, the pilot says "Up Pay U $ 100, if you talk on it later fined N $ 500 but if you do not speak a word to my love of U $ 1,000."

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There was a young man in London , happened to be watching a movie at the cinema in the region . One scene in the film is a sexy girl who is trying to take her clothes off , then followed by opening her undershirt .

And finally, it was the scene where the girl should be completely open as well . But before she was successful , there suddenly Railway passing and cover girl . After the train passed the girl was already fully dressed again .

Two housewives were talking about the greatness of their husband on the bed. "My husband could perform sex for 1 hour"

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A woman teacher was teaching her students on the first day of school . Above the blackboard She tried to draw an apple , then she turned around she asks the disciples , " What is this Picture ? "

No doubt the students shouted in unison : " Ass ! " Hearing the answer , the teacher cried as she half ran to the principal to complain about the behavior of her students .

There used to be a very lazy, he does not like to work, then the house is very poor.

One day, while this guy was half asleep on the bed suddenly entered a thief. The thief saw in the house no matter what, he finally decided to get out.

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There is an overseas student who is studying at a private university in German. He is known as a student who likes all manner of fun even though he just came from an ordinary family.

One day he sent a letter to his parents in the village to ask for additional money, because the money sent by his parents had been sold to dissipate. For fear of his father's anger, he tried to lie in his letter.

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One day a man who was known to be very quiet and not very talkative arrival of a sales girl who will promote beauty tools. The Sales it wanted to meet with the wife of the quiet man. The man also said that his wife was not at home.

"Oh, it's okay, sir," said the sales are, "Its OK if I wait here?"