Funny Story: of The Cool Boss

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A Boss in a big company suddenly make unannounced visits to the manufacturer to see the performance of its employees . In the fourth plant , he found a young man who was leaning against the door , it seems he was relaxing .

All workers were there in that room was busy working , except himself . The boss immediately approached the boy and said , " How much salary a Month ? " With a little surprised , the young man looked at the boss and said , " Hmmmm about 3000 per month , why?"

The boss pulled out his wallet and took 6000 $ He handed it to the boy , " This is your salary for two months and quickly went from here . I do not want to see you again ! "

Funny Story: Underpants

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One time an innocent girl named Michelle new home from school with a confused face. Then she talked to her mother.

Michelle: "Mom really,  was in school male friends look my  place to sit under the table, why ?"

Funny Story: Forgotten Houses

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Forgotten Houses 

Over the past few years Mr.David let his overgrown beard, mustache and bushy sideburns. On one day, all be shaved exhausted.

After coming back from the barbershop, he saw his son was playing in front of the house. He wants to know if his son is still in a state known his greasy like it. Because of this, he asked his son, where the house of Mr David.

Funny Story: Visits to Mental Hospital

 Joke Illus from www.gawker.com

In a working visit to a mental hospital, Health Minister took time to talk with one of the patients in the asylum TSB.

Minister: "How is it like to live here sir?"

Patient: "Well, how ya ... It's hard to explain sir,  you Should try it yourself."

Funny Story: Not in School

Teachers roll student in school. Turns Delon doesn't come. Suddenly school principal who was a teacher calling the roll.

Principal: "It's no phone."

Teacher: 'Hello.'