A man who worked at the fire department told her, "There, if for example one bell sounded, it means we must be in uniform. Bell Two rings means all must immediately go to the truck. Bell Three mean everything was on the truck and ready go to the fire place. , I wish we also use these systems in sex. "
"So if I tell Bell One, you must be naked; Bell Two, soon to bed and Bell Three, we began to make love," he added. The wife agreed. The next morning when the man comes home from work, he shouted, "Bell One!"
And she immediately let go of all her clothes. "Bell Two!" cried the wife and then climbed into bed. "Bell Three!" and they begin a torrid affair. A few moments later his wife shouted: "Bell Four! Bell Four!"
"What do you mean?" asked her husband. "Extend the hose. Spray you are still far away from the fire ..."