Funny Story

Funny Story | Only Two Inches

A pair of young couple sitting enjoying the night air under a shady tree in a park in the city center. Tonight is the first night of their

Anne: "Oh, Ronnie, you big biceps."



Ronnie: "Ah, the usual course, Anne. On a tape measure, It was just twenty-two inches."

Anne: "Wow, how about your chest?"

Ronnie: "The last time I measured it, the tape measure It was only seventeen inches."

Anne: "Wow, it's huge! Then what ...

. eh. . . with. . . . eh. . . uh I mean. . . "

Ronnie: "You mean, mine? Only five inches ....."

Anne: "You measure it on a tape measure?"

Ronnie: "No! It only five inches off the ground."